1. I hate this fucking day.
3. My 36 year old husband’s tantrums will rival your 2 year old’s any day.
4. How many more times am I going to have to clean up my husband’s messes when he is depressed?
5. I had no idea that offering to help take care of said messes was a felony-level offense.
6. Can we just catch a fucking break?!
7. All the chocolate and wine in the world cannot make this day better.
8. God, I hate this fucking disease.